My Diet list

I decided to have a look at how many diets I have been on. Some of them I couldn't remember but the ones I could I have written down here.

Slim Fast – worked lost a bit of puppy fat, I didn’t have much to lose I was 14.
Pot Noodle Diet – went on it for 3 wks ended up collapsing I was 17.
Vegetarian – thought this would help but it didn’t, then one day my dad was making hot dogs with fried onions and its never smelt or tasted as good as that day.
Cabbage Soup diet – OMG!!! Nasty Flatulence!!
Richard Simmons – Sweatin’ to the oldies, lost 16 pounds then got bored with it.
Susan Powter - Stop the insanity, lost 40lbs then got bored.
Gwen Shamblin - The Weigh Down Diet, lost 30lbs even lead a class, don’t know what happened, just kept pushing boundaries because I got bored.
Body for life – Bill Phillips, lost weight and inches. It was a 12 week program, I felt it promised more than I got.
Weight Watchers – 6lbs in 3weeks, felt it was too much work, counting, adding, subtracting, just to eat a meal.
Slimming World – After years of training myself not to overeat, this one tells you, you can overeat and lose weight…..thanks slimming world for putting me back at the beginning again, took me years to stop overeating afterwards and it wasn’t even worth it.
Keep it off for life – run by the NHS. This was a great 3 month class, I enjoyed it, I learned a lot…I lost 4 inches off my waist, I’m still the same weight as I was when I started.
I can make you thin – Paul Mckenna read the book. It was a non-starter as I got bored after a few days.

There has been other diets in between, I’ve done some diets more than once. I’m tired now. I’m tired that my bones are weary for carrying around this weight, I’m tired that I feel unmotivated, I’m tired of hearing that I’ll lose weight if I see a therapist, or persevere, stick at it. I’m tired of thinking about food, I’m tired that my weight consumes my life, I’m tired of hearing myself whining. I wish I didn’t have to eat to live, I wish I could have the will and determination others seem to have, I wish I had the money to go to a health spa so I didn’t have to think about this stuff, I wish I had the money for lipo and tummy tucks. I wish I didn’t have my bones reminding me that they are tired.